...Coming, Coming, Back!

You know it's time for a walk on the wild side when you're looking at a Web page beginning with "Message from Vulcan"--and it's not a Star Trek page. And so it is with the Resurrecting the Dead Project.

There you can connect to various theories on astrology and reincarnation...and also download the "Overcome Death Research Kit." This DOS program has a serious case of the weirds, with sections on how the harmonic convergence of 1987 affected the stock mar ket, and "How to Have Sex in Such a Way That You Resurrect Someone." (Wait. That would mean that your partner was...EEEEW!)

Back at the Web site, there's also a link to the "Best Times to Resurrect Specific Individuals." Right now, only one individual is listed: Dr. Hans Fink of Portland, Ore. His next big chance comes up on May 29, 1996. Mark your calendars!

Assuming for a moment that this stuff is on target and we're the ones in outer space, what we want to know is how would the resurrection of someone famous affect the Dead Pool? We personally think the accurate prediction of a resurrection should be worth big bonus points.